ha ha - I sure an happy you made it!
Hmmmm..... what about smiling? Didn't a boss tell you not to do that? What about time for a personal life? You've already detailed the things you didn't like about your past jobs. Put those in a list so you'll know what you DON'T want. That's a start!
I am happy I made the list too! And Rumpy Dog, you are right! I will not settle for less than awesome!